This week I buy whale pants, otherwise known as M&S pregnancy knickers. They come in over bump, under bump and thong. The idea of a whale wearing a thong is quite ridiculous to me but the lady behind the counter tells me they are very popular, possibly with women who have nice bums who never turn to face their partners, ‘look darling, I’m still attractive from the back’.
I get my normal size 16 (under bump) and they have got a lot of room for growth in the bum. This makes me feel almost skinny until I measure myself and discover that my ‘waist’ is 40 inches wide.
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