The inspiration for the ‘I’m a Tit Man’ t-shirt slogan.

I have to credit Loudon Wainwright III for this slogan. My folks had the album when I was younger and the song ‘Rufus is a tit man’ stuck in my head.

Rufus is quite famous now, and you can see his dad playing the song here – about 4 minutes through.

Rufus is a tit man
Suckin’ on his mamma’s gland
Suckin’ on the nipple
It’s a sweeter than the ripple wine.
Yes its sweeter than the wine.
You can tell by the way the boy burps
that it’s gotta taste fine.

Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma’s milk
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby’s vote.
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt
Yeah you’ve got the goods mamma
Give the little boy a squirt.

For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear.
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer.
The doctor says I’m oral
Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-.
And I believe it’s true.
Ah son you look so satisfied
I envy you.

So put Rufus on the left one
And put me right on the right
And like Romulus and Remus
We’ll suck all night.
Come on mamma
Come on and lactate awhile.
Yeah look down on us mamma
And flash us a Madonna smile.